A People like the Hobbits

Dwills are sort of like Hobbits, but different. They are short. They enjoy recreation and drink. But also they have an ambitious side. Just the other day I went to my Uncle's factory in Startsmore - it's in the far west of the Dwill Lands. Uncle Calvin is a good example of how industrious Dwills have become. He has 14 workers that work 8 days a week in rotation. He started making leather straps metal fixings to help supply the army for the Big War in Montrolla. He is always coming up with new ideas on how to make money. It is a big past time of most Dwills these days. Me, Dillweed Cromos, well I'm a dreamer and a poet. A little unusual for Dwills these days. I like hearing stories of adventurous Dwills and I will tell you are few - I read all the papers looking for new stories. I find some myself during my travels in the west too. Though the west is not very popular amongst Dwills. The Gnomes are too close some say. Well I can tell you a few stories about Gnomes too...